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WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.


TAGS: science fiction hg wells movies tom cruise martians mars science fiction
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by okami

lunchmeat5000 - September 29, 2009, 12:59 am
Nah, it's just the Mississippi version of the mother in law suite.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 12:49 am
Redneck AT-AT
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:24 am
And the alien dudes all have mullets!!!!


CAPTAIN SCHETTINO - Likes his his ships like he likes his whiskey. On the rocks.... Too soon?


TAGS: cruise liner captain fail
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 7:12 pm
I don't make it a habit of copying anything, actually.
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:18 am
Don't be sensitive. Just read your text to find double words before uploading and try not to just copy the idea of others...
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:15 am
Allies?? We lost only because of them!!!!!111 An Italian tank has reverse gears and one forward (if the enemy attacks from behind)! Nope, not too soon!
MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 11:08 am
Hmm, so it would seem. That'll teach me to be sensitive of others feelings lol
Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 6:11 pm
I thought the Germans and Italians were allies... Too soon?
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:06 pm
spelling error. And btw: too late... (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/d/d2/Sean_connery_Schettino.jpg). ;)


NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - Show me the funny!


TAGS: jerry maguire tom cruise moderators
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice! I lol'd. 5 for you!
CoolioIndeed - April 14, 2010, 10:22 am
Ha, I figured people would either love it or hate it but I saw it as a no brainer =D
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 9:11 am
you're all over it like gravy on bisquits. 5L
Cyrenius - April 14, 2010, 8:08 am
This is great 5l


LES GROSSMAN - You're gonna need to call the United Nations to get a binding resolution to keep him from destroying you!


TAGS: tom cruise tropic thunder
Rating: 2.96/5

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CANADA - July 22, 2009, 8:10 am
k i laughed cause i just watched that movie. but still not a good poster
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 3:20 am
Just because you figured out how to make posters does NOT mean you should.


SCREW YOU GUYS - I'm going home!




50 CENT/ TOM CRUISE - Try stopping Scientology now.


TAGS: 50 cent tom cruise hybrid scientology
Rating: 1.52/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

Woody - June 17, 2009, 7:26 pm
Fucking crazy!!!
... - April 18, 2009, 11:17 am
fucking lame
50 50 - June 27, 2008, 6:16 pm
fucking great


TOMAHAWKS -


TAGS: cruise missle braves fans
Rating: 4.85/5

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agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 7:41 pm
Yessss!


SOMETIMES - Even space aliens need a vacation




AMPUTEE PIRATE BABE - Three words that made MotiFake History! Now...let's go for a sail...shall we?




HAPPY SAILING -


TAGS: m0rd birthday love cruise titanic
Rating: 5/5

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M0rd3kaI - November 28, 2012, 7:22 am
Friggen LOL! 5L Lovin' this!
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 11:58 am
Mr. Greeny once again pulls a 5L. Did Mary help? teehee


NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH -


TAGS: google search jokes internet canadian eunuchs cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:04 pm
hmmm.... They're with stupid?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:25 am
I'd say don't spread the stereotype, but we already do everyday.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
LMAO! i know a guy with that exact ride
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
Awwwwwwwww.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:21 am
Awwww. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaay. Welcome to CanadUH - we are so tough, we ride Honda Vespas with floral seat covers!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am
well i can't say the one without balls because that just wouldn't me specific enough
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Who? Tell me, tell me!!!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:13 am
I guess you know who the boss is there
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:22 pm
Truly outstanding, Ron. 5 milk-bag carrying lions.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am
Hey Mods ... get out yer banning paddles. An' be quick aboot it.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 11:04 pm
Look out it's Mooford LOL!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:15 pm
For the thing about your wife of for quoting American Pie? I assume Canadians hate those movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:13 pm
I will kill you both!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:11 pm
I can answer that! This one time at band camp...
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 10:08 pm
Think about that for a second. Do you really want that answered?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:06 pm
How do you know my Wife Ron?


KERN COUNTY -


TAGS: california cruiser
Rating: 2.31/5

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Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
I'm told it was the graphics guys last day on the job, but the KCSO drove it for a couple of days before noticing - after they picked it up.
Ieuan - June 6, 2009, 7:12 pm
I lived in Kern County...they ain't kidding.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 6:57 pm
Hilarious!


BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP - ugly goes to the bone




BONE KNOWS WHAT THE RULES ARE - Bone don't care


TAGS: nature cruise
Rating: 3.32/5

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BoneCD - April 9, 2010, 2:07 pm
I still gotta fix the Ohio Blue tip one too
GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 2:03 pm
and still don't care 5L
MO - March 9, 2010, 12:10 pm
BONE FTW!!
spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
LMAO!
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:18 pm
Hilarious!
CANADA - December 4, 2009, 9:03 pm
Amsome!
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:14 pm
LMAO Airman


HEY TOM CRUISE - Your lunch is ready


TAGS: tom cruise is gay
Rating: 3/5

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Feasibly - May 20, 2010, 2:23 pm
It might have been funnier if the text was "Night Time Snack"...There's nothing better than putting a little cock in the oven.
Mongo - May 20, 2010, 2:07 pm
lol
Dirtball - May 20, 2010, 1:56 pm
This is funny whoever voted 1 lion has no sence of humor


SCIENTOLOGY - A couch's worst enemy


TAGS: scientology tom cruise
Rating: 2.71/5

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agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 3:51 am
Fuck yo couch, Oprah... fuck yo couch!


XENU - is going to kill us all!




TOP GUN -


TAGS: flying ace tomcruise
Rating: 4.79/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 18, 2011, 6:10 am
I don't think that anything in Hollywood is an established fact... we'd have to ask Nicole.
Derek - January 17, 2011, 10:51 pm
Is this an established fact?
tellitlikeitis - January 17, 2011, 6:22 am
Thanks. And read the tags for the name of the person WW03a.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2011, 12:37 am

omg..thats awesome. who is she talking about? you're joking right? not a south park fan huh?
Woodywood03a - January 16, 2011, 11:06 pm
who are you talking about?


RIDE TO NOWHERE -


TAGS: cruise lost art
Rating: 4.53/5

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spacedog - October 30, 2012, 10:04 pm
Dang I like that retro look.


CANADIAN NAVY -


TAGS: 1 horsepower attack cruiser
Rating: 3.33/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 8:02 pm
Or is he just saying they need to build a liquor store that's no more than 12 steps away from your house?
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 8:01 pm
Eh... TTH ain't been around here much either... WTF?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:52 pm
It's even more necessary today....TTH is here, and even he thinks I need a 12 step program.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Really, Mooooo? Either of us can pretty much cut and paste that daily.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:42 pm
Mooooooo has been drinking all day....the comments and opinions expressed by Mooooooo do not reflect the opinions of Mooooooo. TM.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:41 pm
What of it?....Canadian periscopes are sexier than yours?......Have a cry....if you must.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 7:29 pm
So, she's the periscope?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:24 pm
Stupid amerikens....never heard of a submarine?
Chompers - September 12, 2009, 2:57 pm
It's a lighter, stealth craft.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 2:44 pm
Smart move, Goat... they'll label you as a young activist; bucking the ol' Ba'ath party?
The Goat - September 12, 2009, 2:19 pm
I don't think I had best show THAT one at the Legion!


YE OLDE - SWITCHEROO!


TAGS: ye olde switcheroo katie holmes tom cruise
Rating: 2.11/5

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senator - October 28, 2008, 3:41 am
this what you get when cousins marry.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:49 am
Wow, she/he/it does look like Phil Oakey. Very eerie!
Hoagie - September 5, 2008, 8:57 am
I didnt know HUMAN LEAGUE was still around.....Don't you want be baby, don't you want me wooooaooo
YOU - September 2, 2008, 9:11 am
are sucha dork!


CONCEITEDNESS -




INSANITY - When you find a big pot of crazy, best not to stir it.


TAGS: cruise in ix
Rating: 3.75/5

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Hakiu - January 1, 2010, 3:12 pm
Bowling Green, KY Police FTW!


NEPOTISM - (Roughly) The belief that something is superior, simply because it came from you.


TAGS: poop scientology cruise
Rating: 2.81/5

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agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 11:26 pm
He's just a kid. Don't engage.
Haarakkon - July 28, 2009, 11:19 pm
This, kids, is why we work hard, stay in school and don't do drugs.
jalford - July 28, 2009, 11:17 pm
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 2:15 pm
Semantics are the bane of all funny!
TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 2:14 pm
Um she did cum from him! so to speak, unless of course my sperm donor theory is correct. Also I think either of those looney scientologists would have bronzed her shit as an offering to Xenu.
Hypercat-Z - July 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
That's so true!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2009, 1:36 am
good one Trash. Mo, I'm not talking to you....you stood me up for prom (I looked so pretty in my dress and snowshoes)
MO - July 13, 2009, 11:25 pm
And here all this time I thought I had a shitty memory!
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 11:19 pm
wow Mo i appreciate a good memory almost as much as a good mammary!
MO - July 13, 2009, 11:11 pm
You really can polish a turd!! Just don't make three wishes on this bad boy!! I gave it 5 stinky ones...rents paid Trash!
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
Or a goose? a goose that lays golden smegs?
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 11:05 pm
I guess only the kids of scientologists crap gold. hard to spend it though and it does a lot worse than turn your skin green!
Sean - July 13, 2009, 11:03 pm
"(Roughly)" was a brilliant manouver. Funny too. But you know, if I had a kid, or, better yet, a cat that could crap gold, I'd be inclined to consider myself blessed by Madame Fortune. And would I be so wrong? 5.


CRUISE SHIPS - Hope you took swimming lessons, Rose




LETTING GO - Tom Cruise just couldn't


TAGS: tom cruise letting go
Rating: 2.1/5

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LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 9:09 am
Let go of what i don't get it


XENU IS SO REAL! - And don't you dare say otherwise, b!+ch!




march two three four -


TAGS: scientology scientologists tom cruise katie holmes l ron hubbard
Rating: 5/5

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Ism - August 28, 2013, 5:33 pm
LOL 5L's


Edge of Tomorrow -


TAGS: tom cruise emily blunt movies scientologists groundhog day
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:23 am

good movie. reminded me of a video game. respawn until you beat the AI that adjusts to your moves.


WORSE THAN CRAPPING IN A BAG? - ALMOST!




THE POSTER BOMBER -


TAGS: grumpy old internet cruiser humor
Rating: 4.82/5

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maoworks2 - August 2, 2013, 1:35 pm
Hey Who Got My Picture .
lgvernon - August 1, 2013, 9:21 pm

I just thought this background was really cool. The curmudgeon seemed apropos.
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 8:08 pm
Huh, I’d imagined a skinny dweeb


LES GROSSMAN - MY ARGUMENT IS VALID -


TAGS: grossman argument valid cruise
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by gaaxure

crankyhead - December 29, 2011, 7:08 pm
Tropic Thunder
Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:39 pm

what movie was that fromÉ i remember it had robert downey jr in it as well.


SCIENTOLOGY -




YOUR LIFE -


TAGS: life cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - November 5, 2009, 11:15 am
You see, the problem is that when I'm rearranging the deck chairs they all slide into the water and...
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 8:15 pm
Is OK to talk to your wife again now?
RONSART - November 4, 2009, 8:12 pm
thx guys. Take a break and go get another beer. Owe ya!
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 7:56 pm
LMAO Ron...5 paddling Poodles here
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 7:48 pm
This is a 3,205-lion poster if I've ever seen one!!!!


Bizarre -


TAGS: tom cruise movies hollywood crap 2013
Rating: 3.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2013, 4:22 pm
Just for everybody's information, I'm NOT a scientologist . . . or a die hard Cruise fan.


USS MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: uss motifake cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.43/5

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BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 8:53 pm
Somebody should have never brought their GF to the MotiFake boat building party...


PIER PRESSURE - The Johnsons from next door went last summer and won't shut up about it. But you just watched Titanic on HBO, plus you know your wife doesn't look good in a bathing suit anymore.


TAGS: cruise ship assignment
Rating: 3.33/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:32 am
Clever title! You will have the lower-IQ Spelling Nazis in a tizzy! 5L!
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 1:17 am
Excellent.


SMELLS LIKE FREEDOM -


TAGS: cruiseship emigration
Rating: 3/5

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code - December 14, 2009, 9:13 am
yeah but if you look he has one main prop turning forward annd the other reverse, he's backing up for somme reason
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 10:57 pm
SPeak of the dullvil.
Derek - November 6, 2009, 10:56 pm
The bow thrusters seem to be pushing both sides at once.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 9:24 pm
Beautiful!


CRUISE SHIPS -


TAGS: i like a ticket for the 2 hour cruise please
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:39 pm
yaw = amsome in yachting speak. All boats are referenced in the female tense...the rest is up to you
Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:56 pm
Any explanation?


TOM CRUISE - Because the volcano on Dianetics just wasn't enough


TAGS: dianetics scientology tom cruise war of the worlds
Rating: 2.24/5

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Scorpio7 - November 26, 2008, 11:59 am
Dianetics, Scientology, Tom Cruise and energy all suck some major shit.
Alexiel - July 26, 2008, 7:20 pm
unless u paid 9999 bucks for scientologic crap, or just read it in wikipedia
Dosq - June 13, 2008, 11:09 am
NOT even slightly funny


TOM CRUISE -


TAGS: tom cruise scientology fly celebrity omg tyra
Rating: 2.21/5

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meatwad260 - May 21, 2009, 4:25 pm
No,he's just doing a GRAVITY CHECK!


TOM CRUISE -


TAGS: tom cruise oprah
Rating: 2.08/5

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Moar - April 29, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'm not sure wether or not i should point out the obvious fail here... I'm also not sure if it's intentional or not. Surely, no one can fail that hard


TOWEL ANIMALS - Just. F***kin. Amazing.


TAGS: towel aminals cruise
Rating: 1.85/5

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agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 4:09 pm
Cruise ships... FTW!


WINDOWS - Screwing up wherever you want to be.


TAGS: windows screw up carnival cruise ship
Rating: 1.69/5

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W - March 1, 2009, 9:11 pm
Technically, this isn't Windows screwing up. A program running under Windows has stopped responding. Microsoft did not write that program so it's probably not even their fault. You probably don't care, though, so goodbye.


SPECIES WHITE TRASH - Found often in the depths of cheesy cruise pictures.




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